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December 10, 1998

Help feed my children. �Download These Sounds.

Commercial.wav
The oh-so-annoyingly-awesome Mazda commercial featuring "backslash dot com all day long," and "forget that slacker misery."

Alvin1.wav
This is by far the awesomest thing Alvin has ever said in life--and he's said some pretty awesome things.

Anymore.wav
This is and ESPN SportsCenter commercial featuring Kenny Mayne. �After his co-host finishes his closing line, Kenny makes a comment. �It's better if you've seen the commercial.

Avenge.wav
Kenny Mayne commenting on a hockey team retaliating after a penalty.

Bang.wav
Kenny Mayne doing his best impression of Keith Olberman by saying "Way downtown bang."

Choir.wav
Kenny Mayne singing while doing a highlight. �It rules.

Collect.wav
Kenny Mayne being funny about a reporter calling in.

Record.wav
Kenny Mayne with his famous "Not of the game...that would be a record..."

Tall.wav
Kenny Mayne with another famous quote, this time saying "He's tall!"

Women.wav
Kenny Mayne saying "We'll show it again to see how women 18-24 feel about the play."

Nikolai.wav
dahbus with saying what he loves to say.

HalloweenSong.wav
Did you see the Halloween episode of South Park? �Regardless, download this song. �It's quite funny. �

Hella.wav
Cartman saying "hella" a lot. �Funny stuff.

Nooks.wav
You all have seen the Thomas' English Muffins commercials, but have you heard Ajay's verison?

IHOP.wav
Cliff from IHOP (Ajay) talks to young hungry children (Ajay) about IHOP's "Red White and Blueberry Special."

Ghetto.wav
South Park's Eric Cartman sings this song while at Kenny's.

Minkeun.wav
Ajay with a sound that 10's of people have, and basically everybody has heard (directly, or imitated). �A timepiece to say the least.

Minkeun2.wav
Ajay with the remixm of the OG Minkeun sound.

Minkeun3.wav
Ajay with an all new Minkeun in an actual scenario!

Terri.wav
Yes, Ajay again, but this time he's Terri Keranen. �Highly suggested.

Kenny1.wav
Kenny Mayne with a homerun call.

Kenny2.wav
Kenny Mayne with another homerun call.

Kenny3.wav
Kenny Mayne with yet another homerun call.

WhatWhatWhatWhat.wav
Big Wiw Smif fan? Yeah, true dat, true dat. �Download this.

Ladies' Man, Leon Phelps
SNL's Tim Meadows doing his finest character.

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